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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Edward John Izzard
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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