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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Edward John Izzard
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
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