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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
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Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
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The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.
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In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
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I am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system and people setting things and creating business, and that's what I try to do with my own work: export it around the world from the U.K.
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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
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We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
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