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What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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