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What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Edward John Izzard
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
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I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry. And you do that so that people in the room might go, What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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