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Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Edward John Izzard
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We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.
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In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
Eddie Izzard
The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.
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You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
Eddie Izzard
When I was seven, I said, I want to act. When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
Eddie Izzard
Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
Eddie Izzard
When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
Eddie Izzard
I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
Eddie Izzard
Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
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