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Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is quite a tricky thing to do. I'm not doing drag because drag is seen in a certain way and my comedy has got zero to do with what I'm wearing. I could wear an elephant suit and say the same thing.
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It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try and fail, you get up again and start again and keep going. People respect you for it. Even if you keep failing, they respect the tenacity.
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I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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