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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f-k all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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