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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Edward John Izzard
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
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I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
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I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
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In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try and fail, you get up again and start again and keep going. People respect you for it. Even if you keep failing, they respect the tenacity.
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.
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Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
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We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
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