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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.
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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.
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When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry. And you do that so that people in the room might go, What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.
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I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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