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Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f-k all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.
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What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
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