Quote

Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?

Eddie Izzard

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Edward John Izzard
Eddie John Izzard
Edward Jonathan Izzard
Eddie Jonathan Izzard
Edward Izzard
Edward J. Izzard
Eddie J. Izzard
Bees
Honey
Amazing
Creatures
Mean
Make
Think
Thinking

More quotes by Eddie Izzard

Image
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
Eddie Izzard
Image
In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.
Eddie Izzard
Image
Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
Eddie Izzard
Image
If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
Eddie Izzard
Image
I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
Eddie Izzard
Image
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
Eddie Izzard
Image
That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
Eddie Izzard
Image
If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
Eddie Izzard
Image
But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
Eddie Izzard
Image
When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
Eddie Izzard
Image
And the National Rifle Association says that, Guns don't kill people, people do, but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, Bang! That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.
Eddie Izzard
Image
I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
Eddie Izzard
Image
Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
Eddie Izzard
Image
I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
Eddie Izzard
Image
I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Eddie Izzard
Image
And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
Eddie Izzard
Image
I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
Eddie Izzard
Image
I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
Eddie Izzard
Image
Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
Eddie Izzard
Image
I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
Eddie Izzard