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Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. I claim India for Britain! They're going You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us! Do you have a flag …? No... Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made u
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.
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My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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