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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Edward John Izzard
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
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Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.
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Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
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Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.
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For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is quite a tricky thing to do. I'm not doing drag because drag is seen in a certain way and my comedy has got zero to do with what I'm wearing. I could wear an elephant suit and say the same thing.
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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
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You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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