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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
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Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.
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If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
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It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, Guns don't kill people, people do, but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, Bang! That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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