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If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
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You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.
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But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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