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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.

Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
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Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
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So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f-k all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
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Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
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Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
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But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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