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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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