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If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
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If you think about determination, if people have a heart and are determined, they can get to that place. But there are a lot of negative people who were enormously determined. All the Nazis were determined. They wanted to murder everyone. Everyone with a bad heart, who doesn't care about people, I wish they hadn't started.
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.
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