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When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry. And you do that so that people in the room might go, What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
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San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
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I am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system and people setting things and creating business, and that's what I try to do with my own work: export it around the world from the U.K.
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Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
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