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It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
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I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
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Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
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My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.
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