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I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
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He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
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Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
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Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.
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The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.
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