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I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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If you think about determination, if people have a heart and are determined, they can get to that place. But there are a lot of negative people who were enormously determined. All the Nazis were determined. They wanted to murder everyone. Everyone with a bad heart, who doesn't care about people, I wish they hadn't started.
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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, Guns don't kill people, people do, but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, Bang! That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.
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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
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San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
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When I was seven, I said, I want to act. When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
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If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
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I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
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For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is quite a tricky thing to do. I'm not doing drag because drag is seen in a certain way and my comedy has got zero to do with what I'm wearing. I could wear an elephant suit and say the same thing.
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When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry. And you do that so that people in the room might go, What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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