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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
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Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.
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Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
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We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?
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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
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In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.
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