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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
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Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.
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In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try and fail, you get up again and start again and keep going. People respect you for it. Even if you keep failing, they respect the tenacity.
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My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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