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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.

Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
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We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. I claim India for Britain! They're going You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us! Do you have a flag …? No... Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made u
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
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Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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