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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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If you think about determination, if people have a heart and are determined, they can get to that place. But there are a lot of negative people who were enormously determined. All the Nazis were determined. They wanted to murder everyone. Everyone with a bad heart, who doesn't care about people, I wish they hadn't started.
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We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. I claim India for Britain! They're going You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us! Do you have a flag …? No... Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made u
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
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I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
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Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, More, give me more of that stuff, because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it's basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that's what being a comedian is about.
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