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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.

Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
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If you think about determination, if people have a heart and are determined, they can get to that place. But there are a lot of negative people who were enormously determined. All the Nazis were determined. They wanted to murder everyone. Everyone with a bad heart, who doesn't care about people, I wish they hadn't started.
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Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry. And you do that so that people in the room might go, What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.
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So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f-k all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
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I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
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