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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
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If you think about determination, if people have a heart and are determined, they can get to that place. But there are a lot of negative people who were enormously determined. All the Nazis were determined. They wanted to murder everyone. Everyone with a bad heart, who doesn't care about people, I wish they hadn't started.
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Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?
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