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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. I claim India for Britain! They're going You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us! Do you have a flag …? No... Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made u
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There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.
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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
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