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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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