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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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If you think about determination, if people have a heart and are determined, they can get to that place. But there are a lot of negative people who were enormously determined. All the Nazis were determined. They wanted to murder everyone. Everyone with a bad heart, who doesn't care about people, I wish they hadn't started.
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When I was seven, I said, I want to act. When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
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