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I'd like to have sex with myself.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
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But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
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