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Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
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You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
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I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
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Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
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