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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Edward John Izzard
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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