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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f-k all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
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Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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