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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.

Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
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In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try and fail, you get up again and start again and keep going. People respect you for it. Even if you keep failing, they respect the tenacity.
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But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
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Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
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