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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago! And people were going, No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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I am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system and people setting things and creating business, and that's what I try to do with my own work: export it around the world from the U.K.
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry. And you do that so that people in the room might go, What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.
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There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.
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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
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Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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