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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Edward John Izzard
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