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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Edward John Izzard
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When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
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I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
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If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
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All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.
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I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
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