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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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