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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Edward John Izzard
Eddie John Izzard
Edward Jonathan Izzard
Eddie Jonathan Izzard
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Eddie J. Izzard
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.
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Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
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Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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