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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
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But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
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Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.
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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
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