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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
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If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.
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All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.
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If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
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Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
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Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.
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