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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Eddie Izzard

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
Actor
Comedian
Improviser
Politician
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try and fail, you get up again and start again and keep going. People respect you for it. Even if you keep failing, they respect the tenacity.
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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
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I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
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All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.
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Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, More, give me more of that stuff, because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it's basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that's what being a comedian is about.
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I am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system and people setting things and creating business, and that's what I try to do with my own work: export it around the world from the U.K.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
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It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
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