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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
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