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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Stand-Up Comedian
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We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. I claim India for Britain! They're going You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us! Do you have a flag …? No... Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made u
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He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, Guns don't kill people, people do, but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, Bang! That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.
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You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
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San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
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So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f-k all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
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All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.
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Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
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I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
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Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
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I'd like to have sex with myself.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
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When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry. And you do that so that people in the room might go, What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities.
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
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