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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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Stand-Up Comedian
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We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. I claim India for Britain! They're going You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us! Do you have a flag …? No... Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made u
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
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We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
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If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
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Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.
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If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.
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It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.
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I am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system and people setting things and creating business, and that's what I try to do with my own work: export it around the world from the U.K.
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When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
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And the National Rifle Association says that, Guns don't kill people, people do, but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, Bang! That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.
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I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us in humans.
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Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.
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You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.
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I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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