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If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 7
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It's my manifest destiny to wear a skirt in all countries.
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The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
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Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.
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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
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Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
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He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.
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Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.
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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
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Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.
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