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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain tell a man it's deductible.
Earl Wilson
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Earl Wilson
Age: 79 †
Born: 1907
Born: May 3
Died: 1987
Died: January 16
Journalist
Writer
St. Louis
Missouri
Tell
Women
Something
Deductible
Men
Bargain
Bargains
Sell
Sells
Woman
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