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Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.

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Earl Weaver
Age: 82 †
Born: 1930
Born: August 14
Died: 2013
Died: January 19
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Earl Sidney Weaver
Score
Opposition
Smoke
Fail
Failing
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Cigarette

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