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A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?
E. W. Howe
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E. W. Howe
Age: 84 †
Born: 1853
Born: May 3
Died: 1937
Died: October 3
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Edgar Watson Howe
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