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In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is.

Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
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Dylan William Moran
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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
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I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.
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I dislike both of [candidates] but there's obviously no choice in the election - if you're concerned about the future of anything, you need to vote for Hillary Clinton.
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There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bashevis Singer, and I love Beckett, and I love Pinter. He's one of the funniest voices in English literature since Dickens.
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You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is!
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[Washington] is the political capital. It's essentially a big office.
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Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.
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I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
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The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
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I wanted to show off - a simple impulse or drive in much the same way as some kids wanted to play football, I wanted to show off. Not complicated in that sense, very natural it just depends on how you want to show off.
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I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
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We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
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