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That's a rather flippant quote drinking and writing bad poetry from me. I mean, I said it, but I was doing other stuff too. I certainly didn't manage the full stretch of four years.
Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
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Dylan William Moran
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The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity.
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Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
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I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
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What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight.
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I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.
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The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good at your thing. How much do you invest in what they say? How much do you care? Failure is not putting yourself on the line.
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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
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I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.
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